atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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