she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
So much Jack, so little girl.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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