I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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