You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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