Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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