the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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