Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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