Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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