He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Princesses don't give blow jobs
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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