Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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