Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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