No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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