He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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