Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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