So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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