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(402): View more from Nebraska

Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll

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(407): View more from Florida

i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem

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(360): View more from Washington

It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time

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(708): View more from Illinois

I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?

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(619): View more from California

I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.

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(315): View more from New York

Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends

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