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  we have pet lesbian snakes

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'

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• (806): View more from Texas

  I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding

  (541): View more from Oregon

  Can I have him when you're done?

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  i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5

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• (445): View more from Pennsylvania

  We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing

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• (805): View more from California

  Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.

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• (845): View more from New York

  He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.

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