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(978): View more from Massachusetts

We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.

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(310): View more from California

This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.

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(626): View more from California

HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups

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(850): View more from Florida

if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.

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