Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..