Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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