I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
3pm strippers are depressing
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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