Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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