do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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