im drinking this country out of the recession.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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