You work out of a Hotel?
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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