that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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