Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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