do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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