We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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