During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I am available for nakedness
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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