My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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