Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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