You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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