he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
And then he peed in my hair
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