She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
nutella sex= disaster
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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