it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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