you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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