Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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