The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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