Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
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