why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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