How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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