I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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