Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Randomize
