brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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