East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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