Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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