I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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