Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend