And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I have tasted many bathrooms
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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