I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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