sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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