According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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