I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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