i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
