even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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