And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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