I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I love you.
Bad choice
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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