Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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