Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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