I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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